tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post901931903852289031..comments2023-10-30T08:29:20.318-05:00Comments on The Idea of Progress: Suggestions for a safer and more pleasant HalloweenThe Idea Of Progresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03907054918517616440noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-12910238449399584872007-10-30T16:41:00.000-05:002007-10-30T16:41:00.000-05:00After the last two years of going crazy with the g...After the last two years of going crazy with the good candy, the little bastards are getting the lamest candy of all this year. Tootsie Roll Jr's. Take that, Little Mermaid, you ungrateful fishmonger.Leonessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-18276877781252344462007-10-30T01:21:00.000-05:002007-10-30T01:21:00.000-05:00while reading this post, I realized that there is ...while reading this post, I realized that there is a very pleasant smell in my bedroom. I'm going to give out glade plug-INS for Halloween.The Ambiguous Blobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07167553555513633437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-40716884124793698332007-10-29T23:20:00.000-05:002007-10-29T23:20:00.000-05:00if you have bats i'll go and smash billy corgan wi...if you have bats i'll go and smash billy corgan with you. i smashed james iha last year and it as so rewarding i decided not to make poison candyTraveling Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09508987701142070285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-17175248409861633722007-10-29T17:14:00.000-05:002007-10-29T17:14:00.000-05:00There may not be a person I loathe more than Billy...There may not be a person I loathe more than Billy Corgan.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-38849138139420356952007-10-29T15:27:00.000-05:002007-10-29T15:27:00.000-05:00Beth has a great Halloween mix (actually, two of t...Beth has a great Halloween mix (actually, two of them) over at Cup of Coffey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-21481071408327893212007-10-29T14:12:00.000-05:002007-10-29T14:12:00.000-05:00I just hide under my bed with my candy corn till t...I just hide under my bed with my candy corn till they all fuck off.<BR/><BR/>Or I open the door naked and show those kids the meaning of horror.The Guv'nerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644868081292848220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-28539052145242855962007-10-29T12:51:00.000-05:002007-10-29T12:51:00.000-05:00I keep individual M&Ms and pennies in my pocket, a...I keep individual M&Ms and pennies in my pocket, and when the trick-or-treaters stop, I put a handful in their bags, pocket lint and all.<BR/><BR/>Soon, I will be known as "Old Man McGone" and they will learn to avoid my house all together. It's all part of the master plan.McGonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14409696399536125443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-17434884858081906172007-10-29T11:53:00.000-05:002007-10-29T11:53:00.000-05:00I like the term "generic sweet." It sounds so con...I like the term "generic sweet." It sounds so continental.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-43755384299609134872007-10-29T11:40:00.000-05:002007-10-29T11:40:00.000-05:00We usually give out little airplane-size bottles o...We usually give out little airplane-size bottles of booze and either Garcia Vega or White Owl cigars.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-349789217157278685.post-80854401188463788782007-10-29T08:37:00.000-05:002007-10-29T08:37:00.000-05:00Yes, this is a very Grant Miller-esque post. I kn...Yes, this is a very Grant Miller-esque post. I know. It's Monday morning. I just started drinking coffee. Give me a break. Have some pity.The Idea Of Progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907054918517616440noreply@blogger.com