A Polish man visited his local brothel in search of a good time. Upon arriving, he was somewhat dismayed to find his wife of 14 years working there as an employee.
No, really.
They have begun divorce proceedings.
Showing posts with label life imitates art. Show all posts
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10 January 2008
Life Imitates Art: The Divorce Court Edition
09 January 2008
Life Imitates Art: The Evil Dead Edition
So this man believes his hand had become marked with the Sign of the Beast (presumably a 666, but who knows?). Being a reasonable person, he put a tourniquet on his arm, cut off his hand with a circular saw, and microwaved it.
No, really.
Apparently calm when authorities arrived, the man is now in protective custody in a mental institution.
Incidentally, both of these stories came through the AP wire at the same time.
Life Imitates Art: The Weekend at Bernie's Edition
Two men tried to cash a dead man's social security check. When the clerk asked to see the man himself, the two men wheeled him down to the check cashing store.
No, really.
A cop was having lunch at the restaurant next door, and noticed a crowd around the dead man's body, which was in a wheelchair. The cop called the precinct, and had them arrested.
EDIT: It wasn't a wheelchair...it was an office chair!
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