I Have To Make This Quick...

Because I'm supposed to be leaving for work this very moment.

Headline in the NY Times:

PETA Slams "Shocking" Hamas TV Clip

That alone is funny. I'm sure Hamas is terrified. Is there possibly a more American protest group than PETA? Don't get me wrong, I'm a vegetarian that only uses non-animal tested products, etc, etc, etc. They'd like my lifestyle (PETA, that is). But I find them ridiculous, and never more so than here. Hamas has some very pressing issues on their table, and a protest by PETA is probably an occasion for much mirth.

The really funny thing is that what PETA is protesting is actually a program by Hamas to teach kids NOT to abuse animals.

But the real thing that caught my eye in the article is this last paragraph.

"The Hamas-run TV station made world headlines in June when it featured a character who resembled Disney's Mickey Mouse advocating Palestinian attacks against Israelis. "Farfur" was later "beaten to death" by an actor depicted as an Israeli."

What the fuck???

Fred Phelps: American Hero

A bridge collapses due to a structural problem. People die. Now that sounds like the work of that radical left wing terrorist group: The Gays. Or Al-Gayda, as I believe they like to be called in their native language (it means, God is Gay, I think).

It's a good thing we have a brave and noble American like Fred Phelps, who isn't blinded by Al-Gayda's network of lies and distortion, cruelly manipulated in such outlets as The New York Times and Time Out and Time. He knows what time it is. He knows how to stop them.

Protest at the funerals of the dead.

It doesn't matter if none of the victims of the bridge collapse are gay. This will send them a message that America Is Not Afraid Of You.

Good work, Fred Phelps! You're keeping America strong by making everyone in the political spectrum, from the far left to the far right united in one thing:

Their hatred of you.