Wrapping Presents

I love to open presents, but wrapping them? I'm working on two nights of four hours of sleep (each night), and to be honest, even on a good day my wrapping skills are, shall we say, suspect. How does one wrap, for instance, a bottle, when all you have is wrapping paper, not tissue paper? And why only wrapping paper? Because I'm a man, and we have no idea how to do this stuff. That's why we have the women in our lives, to remind us how easily they can master such a simple skill, and how we can't get our brains around it.

I can't, at least.