06 December 2007

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Latin King at East Bank Club - w4m - 25
Reply to: pers-499860386@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-05, 3:46PM CST

Considering EBC is such a high-end health club, I was stunned to see a Latin King gang member there. Furthermore, I was even more stunned to find me attracted to such a thug. How did I know you were a Latin King? Well, maybe the Latin King tattoo in old english gave it away! What were you doing at EBC? Have you been to prison? And most importantly, are you single??

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7 comments:

Traveling Matt said...

Dad!

Gaby Hess said...

Can you please pass along my number?

The Guv'ner said...

Any man who can carry off that shade of "blind-me-yellow" while wearing bling to boot, is born to be with me. Sorry Catherinette...

Gaby Hess said...

I will take you down, Guv! I saw him first!! Plus know what else? You might have your fancy British accent, but I'm of his people. We can talk about our Mexican roots together.

Beat that!

The Guv'ner said...

Well his "Mexican Roots" might like some lily white blonde pootang FOR A CHANGE d'you ever think of THAT, CATHERINETTE?

Leonesse said...

Back up Bitches, he's already mine. I scooped him up back when visiting LK at Riker's. I muled some good shit in for him. That's my heart right there on his chest.

Slinger said...

Hey, thugs need love too.