05 December 2007

I don't get Google


I spend a good ten minutes crafting the finest picture of a whale clad in trousers that the world has ever witnessed. I label the file "Mr. Splashy Pants." I label the post "Mr. Splashy Pants." I use the name 'Mr. Splashy Pants' about a dozen times in the post.

Go to Google images, there are no pants-wearing whales to be found. My whale is not present. Google "Mr Splashy Pants" and my blog does come up--on page 13.

But not that image! Instead, it's the cover of an album I posted six months ago! No splashing or pants or whales to be found! What the F (as the kids say)!

6 comments:

Catherinette Singleton said...

Clearly, Google is working against you and Mr. Splashy Pants.

Grant Miller said...

Google image searches are weird. I get images that don't even appear on my blog linked to my blog. I don't understand it.

Ms. Laaw-yuhr said...

Down with Google.

And seriously, you picture cracked me up. I keep showing my roommates your Mr. Splashypants picture and laughing, and they keep wondering what's wrong with me.

The Idea Of Progress said...

Not that it matters, but I've just checked Google again, and now I'm on page 5--with a different, and equally Mr. Splashy Pants-lacking album cover.

Why????

Dale said...

Were you wearing the Wonder Sauna Long Hot Pants when you posted the photo? That might wreak havoc or just plain reek.

TravelGretta said...

I'm only 20% embarrassed that this post caused me to develop a slight crush on you.

I'm 100% still hysterically laughing.

I'm also bad at math.