07 December 2007

Gettin' around


Ron Paul supporters have purchased a blimp for his campaign. The Idea of Progress took a look at what modes of transportation that the other Republican candidates are using:



Mitt Romney - Horse and buggy

Fred Thompson - Rascal scooter

Rudy Giuliani - Firetruck used in 9/11, because he was there, you know, on 9/11

11 comments:

The Guv'ner said...

....Rudy was there on 9/11? I live in Lower Manhattan (and did then also) and I don't remember him being there at all OR mentioning it for years after.

It's actually funny because 9/11 saved his fraudulent, dodge, wife cheating ass. He must thank God every day for it. It's also funny how the NYPD and the FDNY don't have a good word to say about him. yet the rest of the country are oblivious. Man is as bent as they come.

The Guv'ner said...

um...dodge=dodgy. Slap.

McGone said...

Isn't Romney transported from location to location on the palm of God, like a magic carpet?

Leonesse said...

What? Rudy Guiliani was around for 9/11? Really? Did he ride in there on Fred's scooter?

paperback reader said...

I was handed some libertarian and Ron Paul propaganda yesterday by a man whose problem with concealed weapons was the first part.

Anonymous said...

Hillary C. - broom.

katrocket said...

hahaha! "broom"

Progress, you missed a bright future as a campaign manager.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

What the heck. Guiliani was there on 9/11? Man, that's something. He should, like, tell people.

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

I think John /mcCain will use a tank.

Anonymous said...

I want my own blimp.

Johnny Yen said...

Is it true that Guliani has a "Ask Me About 9/11" bumper sticker on his car?