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to the man who stole beer from the store in freezing weather... - w4m - 18

Reply to: pers-527048530@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-03, 10:51AM CST



i never saw someone run so fast while holding a 24-pack of miller lite as two overweight cops were chasing you down the street.

i was waiting for you to drop the beer in order to run faster, but you never did.

did the cops ever catch you?

if you see this, write to me, and tell me which store you knocked off...

i've never seen someone so passionate, goal-oriented, and determined to succeed.

you could've been an all-star football player...


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