04 January 2008

The Idea of Progress is Here

The Idea of Progress is:

-Silent as a ninja

-Deadly as a zombie

-Fast as a rocket ship

-Crafty as a beaver

-Tough as a unicorn

-Brilliant like a tree

-Magic like concrete

-Consistent like the wind

And will begin posting again shortly--As soon as the masses begin to clamor.

So soon, then.


McGone said...

-Not to be taken with alcohol. Side effects may occur.

pistols at dawn said...

This reminds me of that awesome Kurtis Blow song "Tough."

"Mean! Like a three time loser!
Bad! Like an L.A. Cruiser!
Down! Like a lim-o-sine!
Blind! Like a submarine!"

That guy is awesome.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

I like the one about the beaver.

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Anonymous said...

Impressive ninja. Did you sew that? Welcome back. You were probably on the "almost sexiest man alive" tour weren't you?

Leonesse said...

How were the hipster masses in the rain?


Bubs said...

Happy new year, and welcome back.

Does this count as a clamor?

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Your post reminded me of this.

Johnny Yen said...

I'm clamoring away. Welcome back-- you were missed.