21 November 2007

The Idea of Progress Has Retroactively Awarded Himself "Sexiest Man Alive"


I'm sure the selection of Matt Damon was simply a clerical error.

7 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

I'm taking Hitler's Time Magazine Man of the Year, then, with the slogan, "Pistols at Dawn: Better than Hitler."

A man's got to have dreams.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Congrats to you, Grant, and Larushka. I note that there's a "Patrick" listed in the bullets. Looks like they included me, too!

Suze said...

I wrote a letter to the magazine last week suggesting you as the first runner up. In case something happens to Matt that he can't complete his reign. Although I didn't suggest Mr. Miller, yet there he is again.

Valerie said...

Sweet.

Leonesse said...

I am starting to think that Mr Miller is this generations Forrest Gump, somehow in the background of many great events.

Grant Miller said...

Wait. I'm a runner up?

Lara said...

YOU get sexiest man alive and I get cancer? what's your damage? lol