16 November 2007

Spam Poetry by "Simone R. Varner" [WARNING- R Rated]

At last you've met a gal that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her poon so deep, Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!


(You have to give them credit for trying.)

10 comments:

Monica said...

again, i need a job as a spam writer. i would make a killing.

pistols at dawn said...

Holy crap, that s is genius. Let's get him to ghostwrite on the next Dre album.

Leonesse said...

Well, it isn't Yeats....

Beth said...

I'm wiping away tears from this poetic beauty.

Valerie said...

wow.

just wow.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

At first reading I think it burned my retinas, but upon further reflection decided that more poetry should contain the words twat, schlong and poon.

Bravo!

The Guv'ner said...

Damn you Pistols. I was just about to say "that's not spam poetry that's hip hop!"

Still funny though. Hee MegaDik.

Grant Miller said...

I might steal this idea. I got a horribly written, but highly entertaining email over the weekend.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

This made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

This made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.