27 September 2007

Short Spam Fiction, by "Josiah Perry"

Who helped you? She was highly Colin had an astonished expres And the percentages? Colin ask She shrugged. Anyone with half He shook his head. But youre a He was going to add that he co I knew that would come up, she Colin had never seen her this Caine came to her rescue. And Yes, she did, Alesandra answer Colin let out a snort. Ill wag Shall we get back to our reaso Yes, of course. Caine took the I believe we should go ahead a Caine unfolded the sheet of pa Get started, son, his father i The first name on the list is Yes, but Ive scratched him off

5 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

Cryptic! And still makes more sense than Ulysses...

Splotchy said...

Wicked cool!

For the unabridged version, try 394978-47056-31430 Catalog, Fuel Dispenser Directory, Water Dispenser Directory, Manual/Auto Nozzle,Hose Swivle,Breakaway,Foot Valve,Nozzle Holder,Dispenser Filter,Flowmeter,Pump Unit,Vane Pump,Electric Motor,Manholes,Check valve,Shut-off valve,Adaptor,Automatic Nozzle,Oil Gun,Flow Meter,Auto Nozzle,Fueling Dispenser (you have to look at the source of the page for the story, though -- it doesn't display in the browser -- in Firefox, right-click on the page and select "View Page Source")

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

With enough Googling and/or searching Amazon, you might be able to find the actual source.

Valerie said...

This Colin fellow sounds HOT!

The Idea Of Progress said...

Splotchy, how the hell did you find that???