19 October 2007

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You woke me up on the train - w4m - 31

Reply to: pers-453538235@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-19, 10:05AM CDT

You stomped on my foot really hard when we reached the stop before my stop. It woke me up. I don't know if you did it on purpose, but thanks.

Also, I'm not sure how you knew it was my stop, so if you're stalking me, please stop that. I have had some bad experiences.

Like one time I was sitting on this California king-sized waterbed with this guy who I barely knew watching videos he took of me walking by the lake.

I don't remember what happened next, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to repeat it. If you answer this missed connection, I will press charges, you psycho.


pistols at dawn said...

Somebody here doesn't believe in love.

Lara said...

that just made my hour :D
the blog is up btw, but i have to find the older stuff and get my scan on...happy?

red said...

Pistols, _you_ actually believe in love? Really? Without it being in quotes? Maybe there's hope for you after all, but I kinda doubt it...

Monica said...

stalking someone is the utmost compliment. it means you love them...
pardon me while i forward this