The Idea of Progress would like to issue the following statement to the press:
Despite the fact that the Idea of Progress was denied a Nobel Peace Prize this year, no military action will be taken against either the Nobel family or Peace.
But Sweden? You'd better prepare for the hurt. That'll show you to deny the Peace Prize to its rightful owner. If I can't earn it by example, I'll take it by force.
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