The Idea of Progress would like to issue the following statement to the press:
Despite the fact that the Idea of Progress was denied a Nobel Peace Prize this year, no military action will be taken against either the Nobel family or Peace.
But Sweden? You'd better prepare for the hurt. That'll show you to deny the Peace Prize to its rightful owner. If I can't earn it by example, I'll take it by force.
This has been a public statement from the Idea of Progress. All rights reserved. No portion of the preceeding may be used in any form without the express written consent of Major League Baseball
30 October 2007
Press Release 30 October 2007
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8 comments:
Man, you just like to go and pick fights with everyone, don't ya?
A quick tip - don't buy dynamite to threaten them with, because they'll just get your money there, too.
FYI - Bud Selig is a douche bag.
I'll help you take Sweden. You do it for them denying you the prize. I'll help you for IKEA. Deal?
Watch those Swedes with their fancy meatballs and lingonberries. They will surprise ya.
Is this what the kids are calling irony these days?
And my money's on Richard Schweder, should the two of you ever engage in fisticuffs.
How dare you mock the force that produced not only ABBA but Bjorn Borg???
I thought Leonesse said "dingleberries". I was like, "Um...what?"
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