10 October 2007

Dear Fred Thompson,


Running for president is way tougher than it looks, isn't it?

Your friend,

The Idea of Progress


PS: It's called Russia now, not the Soviet Union. And just in case it comes up, there's only one Germany.

5 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

"Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Chris said...

While we're at it, we should probably fill him in on who shot J.R.

Leonesse said...

He can't even remember that Cuban cigars are illegal. How is he supposed to lead our country?

Oh, just like the guys do now, huh?

Laaw-yuhr said...

Guess he didn't learn very much about law and stuff while on "Law & Order".

Then again maybe his presidency would be awesome because every press conference would feature the "doink doink" sound.

Johnny Yen said...

Yeah, it gets so much more difficult when you actually have to take and state positions.